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It’s been a crazy couple of weeks!
It was Tuesday, early evening a few weeks ago when my 18-year-old son called. He was supposed to be at church camp. (He has never called from church camp before – this is a reason for concern.)
Me: Hello.
Him: Hey, so they closed camp and I was wondering if I could just drive down to OKC to visit (insert girlfriend’s name).
Me: What?
Him: Yeah, so they closed camp and I just left so I was wondering ….
Me: Wait, why did they close camp?
Him: They found bedbugs.
Me: Whoa, what? They found bedbugs? Where?
Him: Creekside.
Me: What cabin were you in?
Him: Creekside.
My mind was racing. I had spent months trying to figure out how we were going to coordinate his travel plans with our travel plans in a way I felt comfortable. Possibly more on that later. Now he was calling to tell me he was coming home from camp three days early and he is bringing bedbugs with him????

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Him: The bedbugs weren’t in my room.
Me: Still!
Him: So can I go see GF?
Me: (Thinking: Why did I ever give in and let him drive to camp. I have always thought there needed to be a rule against that. Why do they always make the parents be the bad guys? This would be his last church camp. Why did I let him talk me into letting him drive? This wouldn’t even be an issue if I had stuck by my guns and NOT let him drive to camp. How did predict that this was going to be a disaster?
Me: No!
Him: Why not? (Oh, to be 18 when life is so simple.)
Me: It’s after 9:00 and it’s a 3 hour drive. You wouldn’t get to see her tonight anyway.
Him: I checked the GPS and its only 2 hours away.
Me: No its not. I’ve driven that drive and it is 3 hours. (Not only had I driven and know it is three hour drive, I double checked with MapQuest and it is 2 hours and 57 minutes. Apparently truncating makes things sound better.)
Besides where would you stay? It wouldn’t be fair to call your brother and say, “I’ll be in at midnight so can I sleep at your place.”
Him: He won’t mind.
Me: Hey, are traveling with the group? I thought we agreed you were going to stay with the group on the way home.
Him: No. They were probably going to stop and get something to eat on the way home.
Me: You were supposed to stay with the group.
Him: Sorry. So can I go to OKC?
Me: Here, talk to your dad. (Me to hubby as I was handing him the phone – “don’t let him go to OKC)
His one-and-a-half-hour drive home gave us time to briefly relax and try to come up with solutions to all these new problems. What were we going to do with the bedbug clothes, he is still going to want to see GF, just not tonight, and what do we do with our travel plans now?
Try explaining to an 18 year old the importance of leaving all of his camp stuff as far away from the house as possible. He will explain to you how he looked through it. He knows what bedbugs look like. The camp dean looked through his stuff. The camp dean knows what they look like. An exterminator looked though his stuff. He is not bringing any home. And even if he did, the best way to get rid of them is to run your clothes in the dryer for a few hours. Easy. And just in case, they wrapped everything up in lawn bags for the trip home.
Well, I didn’t want them in my dryer or my house even if they were bagged up. I called my uncle, the exterminator, and he said to throw those bags in a car with the windows rolled up in the hot sun for a few days and that ought to kill anything.
My son did come home with a lawn bag, neatly tied but that only contained the sleeping bag and clothes that were left on the floor after he had packed up his suitcase. (That makes me feel more secure!) He had left the bag with his suitcase as well as some other stuff at camp.
Nearly three weeks later, we have yet to get the suitcase full of clothes back (I just hope they are in the back seat of someone’s very hot car) and the bag with the sleeping bag is still unopened in the sunniest spot in our backyard. To tell you the truth, we have considered throwing away the clothes because we figured it would be cheaper to replace them than have the house exterminated.